The Fabulous Life of Albert E. Finkelstein

but, sadly, Al has died.
I didn't know him, but he was jewish.
Daniel laughed when they announced his name
as part of the recently dead members of the
Shalom Temple.

Let me back up a bit.

Chelli's (speeling?(spelling?)) Sunday School class
is soooooooooooo tight. So tight in fact, I could
theoretically
crap my pants.
or skort.

not that I'm wearing one.

two, in fact.

EH-KNEE-WHEY
we went to a temple for Good Friday,
but Jews don't acknowledge the goodness of it.
So they have Purim.

The service was cool enough.
Dan was late and asked where the Good Friday service was...
The guy just laughed.
Also, Dan started to cross himself in the doorway.
Silly Daniel.
Only Popes do that.
or something like that...

Well, needless to say, Dan laughed at a dead guy's name.
That merits a flogging.

one

two

three

flog.